Products every bachelor has that double as cleaning products Hoping this will be the first in a semi regular column of tips, guides and suggestions for the bachelor's of the world. more »

http://www.forkparty.com/terrifying-monsters-that-arent-so-terrifying-anymore/ I'll be returning to regular blog updates the moment it gets to 2011. I swear! more »

Once again I ventured into the exciting world of online dating, and once again I found myself wondering why in the name of heaven I do this to myself. Albert Einstein once defined insanity as "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting differ… more »

The last few weeks have been so busy that I’ve not been able to update my wee corner of the web, and for that I apologize. After all, if I don’t update, the spambots have nothing new to attach their misspelled, oddly worded flattery to in hopes I will po… more »