Today was Valentines Day, or as more than one person referred to it in my hearing, “Singles Awareness day.” I prefer to call it “the day before all the chocolate goes on sale” myself, but that’s a personal choice. It’s a funny thing, but somewhere a… more »

My research seems to show that if you are rich and named John, there is a really good chance you're going to fake your death at some point... more »

I am certain the research on this one got me flagged for a few more very odd searches :roll: more »

Once again I ventured into the exciting world of online dating, and once again I found myself wondering why in the name of heaven I do this to myself. Albert Einstein once defined insanity as "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting differ… more »

Because not everyone trains for years to get into the Guinness Book of Records. more »

This weekend I was convinced to join one of those oddly addictive browser games by a friend. Well, she used to be my friend, but if I don’t manage to get some sleep soon I may decide to never forgive her for talking me into this. War of Legends seeme… more »

People actually use these cures. I cannot imagine curing any hangover is worth that sort of torture. more »

As everyone in the western world should be aware, this past Sunday was Mother’s Day. The day set aside to thank all our moms for putting up with us, loving us and doing the best they could to set us on the right path in life. If you forgot what day it w… more »

My latest for Cracked.com is up. I'm really pleased at how it worked out! more »

Pythons and killer bees are taking over the southern US. Those poor bastards. more »