16
Nov

The stress vs. diet battle: Or why I would kill for some chocolate right now

With two weeks to go in the moving plan, I have reached a strange impasse. On the one hand, I have to get the rest of my material goods into boxes. On the other, I still need to eat, sleep, dress and have a live that does not resemble a homeless person’s for the next fortnight.

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12
Nov

World's Oddest Creation Myths - New article up at Blurtit

Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q8315609.html

Took me a bit longer than usual thanks to reality's ugly demands, but its up now.

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9
Nov

Musings on cardboard, moving and mutant dust bunnies

Three weeks to my move, and I’m still packing.

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2
Nov

Trick-Or-Treating

The last time I went out trick or treating, Survivor’s Eye of the Tiger was on the radio and Wrath of Khan had appeared in theatres, giving Trekkies everywhere hope for the franchise. I do not have kids of my own, as can be evidenced by the fact I get to sleep in on weekends. This Halloween though, my best friend’s daughter decided that for the first time in her twelve year existence, she really wanted to go trick-or-treating.

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30
Oct

World's Scariest Monsters - Blurit.com

Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q1612739.html#a1520967

Just in time for the Eve of Long legged beasties and things that go bump in the night, my latest article is up at Blurtit.

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28
Oct

5 Creepy Ways to Make Your Long Distance Relationship Work

Link: http://funnycrave.com/5-creepy-ways-to-make-your-long-distance-relationship-work/5267/

Thank you to Funnycrave, who accepted one of my articles today! The beer and strippers are on their way guys!

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26
Oct

World's most Romantic Animals - new on Blurtit.com

Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q5760508.html#a1505497

My latest article is up at Blurtit

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26
Oct

Insomnia - A short story in honour of the coming of Halloween

This just won a short story competition over at Cracked.com's forums, making me a very happy girl.

To whoever finds this letter,

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19
Oct

I think I have a Clutter Fairy infestation

I started “pre-packing” this weekend. That’s the stage when you start opening closet doors and taking a real look at what’s managed to get tucked away over the years. Having checked the contents of three closets and a storage locker, I can only wonder where the hell all this stuff came from.

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14
Oct

Latest work is up at Cracked: Irrational Fears even Rational People have

Link: http://www.cracked.com/article/158_5-irrational-fears-even-rational-people-have/

Editorial added a pic of Glen Beck and now I am being reviled by the commenters for going after Fox News. It's damn funny.

No one tell them I'm Canadian and don't watch CNN or Fox...

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