Link: http://www.forkparty.com/world-records-nobody-wants-sneezing-largest-tumor-hiccuping/

Because not everyone trains for years to get into the Guinness Book of Records.

This weekend I was convinced to join one of those oddly addictive browser games by a friend. Well, she used to be my friend, but if I don’t manage to get some sleep soon I may decide to never forgive her for talking me into this.

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People actually use these cures. I cannot imagine curing any hangover is worth that sort of torture.

As everyone in the western world should be aware, this past Sunday was Mother’s Day. The day set aside to thank all our moms for putting up with us, loving us and doing the best they could to set us on the right path in life. If you forgot what day it was, then my condolences, you’re in for a world of maternally inflicted guilt. And we all know that no one does guilt like a mom can.

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Link: http://www.cracked.com/article_18529_6-absurd-gender-stereotypes-that-science-says-are-true.html

My latest for Cracked.com is up. I'm really pleased at how it worked out!

Link: http://www.forkparty.com/animals-that-are-winning-their-turf-wars-raccoons-pythons/

Pythons and killer bees are taking over the southern US. Those poor bastards.

Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q8194346.html#a2559067

Fun to research and write, and I learned people are just way too gullible!

Link: http://www.forkparty.com/artist-or-con-artist/

From people made of trash to scuplptures of blood, the definition of what is "art" is a very flexible thing!

Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q9042832.html

As always, fun to write and I learned a lot researching this one. I live in hope I never experience any of these things.

The last two weeks have been a mixed bag of results, ranging from horrifyingly humorous to just damn strange. Did I get out on an actually meet? Yes, I did, but more on that later.

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