Link: http://www.forkparty.com/world-records-nobody-wants-sneezing-largest-tumor-hiccuping/

Because not everyone trains for years to get into the Guinness Book of Records.

This weekend I was convinced to join one of those oddly addictive browser games by a friend. Well, she used to be my friend, but if I don’t manage to get some sleep soon I may decide to never forgive her for talking me into this.

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People actually use these cures. I cannot imagine curing any hangover is worth that sort of torture.

As everyone in the western world should be aware, this past Sunday was Mother’s Day. The day set aside to thank all our moms for putting up with us, loving us and doing the best they could to set us on the right path in life. If you forgot what day it was, then my condolences, you’re in for a world of maternally inflicted guilt. And we all know that no one does guilt like a mom can.

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Link: http://www.cracked.com/article_18529_6-absurd-gender-stereotypes-that-science-says-are-true.html

My latest for Cracked.com is up. I'm really pleased at how it worked out!

Link: http://www.forkparty.com/animals-that-are-winning-their-turf-wars-raccoons-pythons/

Pythons and killer bees are taking over the southern US. Those poor bastards.

It’s been a strange week. I’ve tweaked my descriptions several times, added another picture and gotten brave enough to actually email strangers in hopes of striking gold.

It’s far too soon to claim success or failure, but I did think you would enjoy reading about some of the stranger experiences of the past seven days. For those of you who have never had the experience of online dating, there are usually three ways to connect with someone.

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Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q4338134.html#a1931740

Sadly due to the world's economy being tanked, my input for Blurtit has been scaled back for the time being. So only one of these a month for me to share here.

But here's the latest.

There are moments in life when the stars seem to align and angels light your day with joyous odes and rainbows; sweet, pure moments of perfection when everything is in harmony. Then there the moments where it seemed that every gremlin trickster in fairydom has teamed up with Murphy’s Law and they’re out to get you. This weekend my life was enriched with one of the latter experiences.

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For the past 9 months I have been on a quest to improve my health and overall fitness, and that meant bidding farewell to most fast food, candy, bread products and my personal demon food, ice cream.

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