Link: http://funnycrave.com/5-creepy-ways-to-make-your-long-distance-relationship-work/5267/
Thank you to Funnycrave, who accepted one of my articles today! The beer and strippers are on their way guys!
Link: http://www.cracked.com/article/130_6-horrifying-ways-to-improve-your-sex-life/
Latest article is up at Cracked!
Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q1858763.html#a1372830
the Devil's music and the evils of video games.
Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q5126998.html#a1301606
These weeks article made me realize once again I am not dating the right calibre of fellow. None of them have ever given me a drink with a diamond in it...
I am out enjoying the sun and fun of a long weekend. I'll be back to my weekly posting next week.
Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q1155770.html
My next article for Blurtit.com is up!
Link: http://www.blurtit.com/q7267913.html
Thanks to the exposure Cracked.com has given me, another website has asked me to write for them. I will now be doing ongoing work for Blurtit.com, a question and answer website run out of the UK. I'll be posting links here as articles are finished.
Link: http://www.cracked.com/article_17456_6-valuable-disgusting-ways-theyre-reusing-human-waste.html
My next article with Cracked has been published. I'm grateful to them for this chance to get my work seen, for the feedback that has allowed me to become a better writer, and yes, for the ego boast of seeing my name and work scattered around the web. 
Link: http://www.cracked.com/topic/208-star-trek/
Another week, another page. The addiction deepens.
Welcome to my tiny corner of the web. Over time I am hoping to post some of my writing, thoughts, and likely a great many inane and occasionally relevant thoughts.
I should probably introduce myself. My name is Susan Hayes, and I live in the breathtakingly lovely and stupidly expensive to live here city of Victoria, BC, Canada.
I'm 39, single, and my hair colour tends to change every season. I write for Cracked.com, Blurtit.com, and my own amusement. One day I intend to write books too, but that project is "in progress" and if I get anywhere, this blog will likely be where it is announced first.